Video of a stuffed giraffe has been making the internet rounds, and it forces us to ask a lot of questions.Such as: is this thing alive? Is it the effect of batteries dying? Is it supposed to sound like this? Why would this be manufactured? Why would someone purchase this? Is it the work of Satan? Can one listen to the audio of this video more than twice without actually taking a paring knife to their eardrum to stop the echo of suffering?

The world may never know.