Man Robs Bank With Sex Toy

A Pennsylvania man found a very, very unsexy way to use a sex toy.

Down on his luck and desperate after claiming to have lost all of his money in the stock market, Aaron Stein allegedly strapped to himself what he purported to be a bomb and demanded cash at a Crafton, PA bank.

After fleeing the scene, local police noticed his getaway car and apprehended him. A search of the car discovered that the "bomb" was actually a box, black tape, a cell phone and... a vibrator.

Yep, he robbed a bank with a vibrator.

Reminds me of this scene in Fight Club:

He faces nine felony counts, among them aggravated assault, robbery, threatening to use a weapon of mass destruction and possessing a facsimile weapon of mass destruction.