New York City Should Hire Papa Roach to be the Roach Czar

A cockroach crashed the Met Gala and it looks like we need someone to take care of the roach problem now before it is too late. I have a suggestion.

New York City is known for a lot of great things like the landmarks, history and entertainment. New York City is also known for some negative things like its massive pest problems. City officials recently hired someone to take care of the rat problem and they're reportedly earning 6 figures to quell the rat uprising.

Maybe it is time for officials to find someone to handle the roaches. How bad is the problem? According to M and M Pest Control, about 1 in 6 New Yorkers say they have seen a roach in there house.

Who could take care of this massive infestation? I nominate Papa Roach as the obvious choice.

He might turn the offer down at first but if he's desperate he might do it as a last resort.

The roach even evaded a different kind of hit as the photographer tried to smash him right there in front of everyone. It didn't take long for the internet to do what it does best.

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