Police Say Women Stabbed Boyfriend For Eating All the Salsa

Hot on the heels of a man shooting his son over a carton of OJ comes a stabbing over some salsa.

Jefferson complained about 5:30 p.m. to her 61-year-old boyfriend that he was eating all of their salsa, police reports say.
She yelled and jammed a pen into the left side of the man's pelvis.
She then knocked over his TV. The man jumped up and caught the TV before it hit the ground, police reports say.
While the man was catching the TV, Jefferson grabbed a small kitchen knife and stabbed the man in the left side of his stomach, according to police.

Look, don't mess with someone's snacks. You might think this woman is crazy, but that's the thinking of someone who's never had their salsa snatched.

Get ready for this epidemic to hit you and your loved ones. People are out there trying to take your munchies. Stay woke.