There is a lot of certainty with regard to the effect that cell phone technology is going to have on humans and our health in the long term.

The National Cancer Institute has an entire FAQ page (which you can find right here) to address citizens' concerns about what cell phones do, might do, and don't do.

But no matter what, some people are going to be convinced that they can actually feel and be tangibly affected be the waves or rays or whatever emanates from cellular technology. And sometimes this is caused by or paired with mental illness. And sometimes when this paranoia regarding cell phone tech is paired with mental illness, people get violently assaulted.

It happens. It almost happened to me once. And hey, it happened to this guy too! I was lucky enough not to get pummeled by a mentally ill man, but he wasn't so fortunate. Find out what happened to him and my latest scheme below.