Ever wondered what it's like to be a professional Santa? A new movie not only answers that question, but also shows a legendary professional wrestler using his retirement to become Santa Claus.

Being a big, jolly guy with a gigantic white beard naturally makes you a candidate to be a mall Santa Claus. Personal appearances, cozy velvet suits, and elves at your beck and call sounds like a pretty sweet gig.

But what about the off months? What sort of work does a mall Santa do in, say, July? What kind of trouble does he get in during the other seasons?

You're about to find out:

I never thought I'd be this excited to see a movie about mall Santas, but here we are.