SOLVED: Hundreds of Pounds of Pasta Dumped in New Jersey Woods

This was absolutely pre-pasta-rous but we finally got some answers.

It's an actual crime but something tells me that the culprit may have to go into witness protection after this. I have a feeling there may be a lot of unhappy Italians in New Jersey. Last week one of the biggest stories to hit the internet was that hundreds of pounds of seemingly cooked pasted ended up deep in the woods of New Jersey. Many people were left puzzled by the swamp of spaghetti.

The comments are amazing of course.