Just as we start our New Year's resolutions Oreo has modified its favorite cookie. Did we even want this product? Most importantly, did we even need it?
Your doomsday stash of vacuum sealed food and bottled water won't be complete until you stock up on a bucket of Oreo cream that weighs the size of a small child.
So, let me get this straight. I could win money by eating Oreo's? This might be proof that dreams can come true.
If I had a time machine I would go back and slap my guidance counselor for not telling me that one day I would be paid to stuff my face with milk's favorite cookie.