Filling out paperwork must take this guy hours.

Kim-Jong Sexy Glorious Beast Divine Dick Father Lovely Iron Man Even Unique Poh Un Winn Charlie Ghora Khaos Mehan Hansa Kimmy Humbero Uno Master Over Dance Shake Bouti Bepop Rocksteady Shredder Kung Ulf Road House Gilgamesh Flap Guy Theo Arse Hole Im Yoda Funky Boy Slam Duck Chuck Jorma Jukka Pekka Ryan Super Air Ooy Rusell Salvador Alfons Molgan Akta Papa Long Nameh Ek.

That's a name. Yep. A real human being chose that as his name. Oh, and that's just his first name.

But these days he goes by Papah Long Nameh for short.

Papa Long Nameh was once known as Alexander Ek. That was long ago. Ek, from the town of Haninge near Stockholm, began changing names at the age of 18.  In Sweden a person can change his or her name once free of charge. After that each change costs 1,000 kronor ($149).

Ek has now changed names six times, and each time he adds a handful of carefully-chosen titles.


I guess it's like people who say they can't stop adding to their tattoos. What would your insane name be? I think I've narrowed mine down to:

Deuce Springsteen King Koopa Tupac Iverson Captain Planet Nike Bob Dylan Duke Nukem Mozart Genius Wolverine KatyPerrysHusband Chicken Wing Kingpin.

Of course, I'm sure I will have plenty more to add to that over time.