Wait? Is That a Giant Snow Penis?!?
Why yes, yes it is a giant snow penis!
Been there done that says one Swedish town. Recently an individual took it upon themselves to get pretty creative and pretty dirty with some art work at a park.
According to the Huffington Post the flaccid masterpiece was drawn out on a frozen moat in Kungsparken (King's Park) in the city of Gothenburg. Workers struggled for a few days trying to figure out the best way to clean up the giant penis (walking out on frozen water...not always the safest). But finally the task was done...the pee pee was wiped out.
BUT THEN...to much chagrin a worker who had previously helped destroy the art work felt so bad, so guilty...that he erected a larger penis! Yeah I said erected!
Ta-Da! The biggest snow penis ever! Ahhh the creative minds we have in this world. Bravo Sweden, bravo!
PS...This story is not meant to inspire you to act during this weekends storm, I repeat I am not encouraging you to draw a giant snow penis!
Enjoy your snow day Hudson Valley!