I’m RICH!! Not Sure If I Can Handle This…
Why THANK YOU Verizon Wireless!!!
I love that you are thinking of me… More than 8 years after I have switched carriers. Did you miss me? Do you want me to come back to you? Re-establish my wireless service with you? Maybe re-join the diminishing league of land-line owners again?
I was very surprised to open my mailbox and see an envelope from you. It is not every day that a company sends you a check, for monies that are apparently owed.
Thank you for my windfall.