British Woman Crippled by Sponge Cake Phobia

Fears come in all forms, all shapes, all sizes, all everything. Maybe it's just a little fear, something you're not crazy about, but can endure. Maybe it's a fear that keeps you up at night and causes you to have actual physical manifestations of fear like cold sweats or shivers or something. Some are rational--I mean, it's not insane to be afraid of walking down a dark alley in a bad section of town at 3 o'clock in the morning--and some are... well, more like this one.

You ever meet anyone who was afraid of cake? No? Makes sense, because I'm pretty sure this is the first known, documented case of someone having a life-altering fear of cake.

Find out what this lady's deal is, why she's so desperately, helplessly afraid of cakes of all kinds, and what I would do if I was a family member or colleague of hers.