Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Poop

If you're anything like me, you sit around pondering great mysteries of the universe: how did we get here? Is there an afterlife? Why does coffee make you poop?

Yup we're tackling the big issues here at WRRV.com today: poo.

A wonderful, blessed soul out there in Internetland went to great lengths to bring you all the trivia about fecal matter that you could want.

Penguin poo, the laxative effect of bookstores, the oldest feces ever found? It's all there!

And while you're done with that list, kill more time at work with poop by enjoying this video of an elephant throwing his crap in a guy's face:

Sorry for being a 9 year old.