Remember fart spray? Of course you do. It's the thing that that one kid on the bus used to torment those around him and forge traumatic olfactory memories that would linger in the back of your nasal cavity forever. You always wondered where he got the stuff, because it seemed to be far more potent than whatever you would be able to find, and then you'd wonder why someone would own such an item.

You might be wondering whatever happened to that guy (if you are/were not, in fact, That Guy). Well, he's still out there causing havoc with his childish pranks, only this time there's a whole lot of booze involved!

Check out the story below to find out just what the fart spray dude does when he's (almost) old enough to be hanging out in bars. Hint: he has not yet given up his love of fart spray.