Not content to merely dominate the world of competitive hot dog eating, Matt Stonie has taken on dessert as well.

Who doesn't love cheesecake? I mean, a dense, 400+ calorie dessert that sits in your stomach for what feels like decades but tastes so absurdly good no matter what you try to do with it. Drizzle some strawberry or raspberry on top of it? Awesome. Make it with those swirls of chocolate on the inside? Insanely good. Put walnuts or whatever on it? Of course.

But enjoying a slice of cheesecake is very different than assaulting your body with it, and fortunately, Matt Stonie does it so we don't have to. How this kid remains 120-something pounds while he commits acts of war upon his own digestive system and caloric intake, I will never be able to understand. Here he eats close to 3 days' worth of calories in 60 seconds. Enjoy!

 

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