From the underbelly of the interwebs emerges Tan Mom. She's back and she's stranger than ever. Just try to figure this thing out.

I'm fairly certain this is Not Safe For Work, but because my mind turned into a jumbled mess of goo while watching it, I'm not entirely sure. But I can say without a doubt that it's Not Safe For Human Brains. Scientists and psychologists should be hard at work on this thing, figuring out exactly what in the hell this is and why it exists.

This should probably be considered an assault on the public. Hey, without further ado, enjoy!