Of Course ‘Rick and Morty’ Has Its Own Porn Parody

If you thought fighting over Szechuan sauce was peak Rick and Morty saturation, ooooo-whee. The acclaimed and increasingly-controversial Adult Swim animated series has gone even more adult, earning its very own porn parody. Be warned – there’s squanching.

Yes, Wood Rocket and Pornhub released their very own porn parody of Rick and Morty, appropriately titled Dic … well, you get it. As with most porn parodies, the recreation clearly strove for accuracy to include some of Rick and Morty’s most memorable characters (via Entertainment Weekly):

When Morty Blows it again, Dick recruits ex-girlfriend Untitty to help him with his pickle. In the meantime, Beth eases the pain of her divorce with a little help from the genitals of Mr. Meesex and Birdperson.

The press release even promises the parody “will get you so squanch that you will touch your squanch until you squanch.” How they missed out on a character inclusion like “Mr. Poopybutthole” is beyond me, but – either way – I am terrified for the sequel.

You can see a SFW (ish) trailer for the Rick and Morty porn parody at the link above, and pine for the days when Szechuan sauce riots were the weirdest thing about this fandom.