Sometimes you hear a story and all you can do is scream "WHY?" endlessly into the abyss.

Some people are very sick. I mean, it really is amazing the depths that human depravity can reach. You'd like to believe that people are genuinely, inherently good and that you don't have to worry about them, say, having sex with defenseless animals, but here we are.

Although, the silver lining--if it is indeed possible to have a silver lining in this sort of story--is that it resulted in at least a pretty solid 1980s B-movie title. You'll find that below. Hollywood, as always, feel free to start sending me checks any day now. I've only provided you with decades' worth of material.



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