Gamers: Watch your mouths!

Things get heated when you play video games with your friends online. I know I've said one or two questionable things (per minute) during a life-or-death game of Madden. A nice, heavy burst of profanity is not only satisfying, but that steam release is probably the only reason I haven't Bataranged a controller directly into my television on multiple occasions.

But that might have to stop, because video games are starting to catch on. That's right, in the ongoing quest for realism within sports games, NBA 2k and FIFA are detecting your disgusting, filthy streams of outrage and they're penalizing you just like the refs would in an actual professional sporting contest. Now you get to know what it feels like to be Rasheed Wallace!

Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go learn clean ways to taunt my friends.