Just How Many Pillows Does One Woman Need?
A dude owns two pillows and may only need one. A woman owns eight pillows and only needs one.
I'm surrounded by pillows. It actually took me a minute to think about how many I had in my apartment. We have ten pillows in this place. We've got 4 on the couch, 2 in the guest bedroom and 4 in the master bedroom. It seems a bit excessive to me.
Guess how many I use. When I'm on the couch I use on pillow. When I'm bed I use on pillow. Why does my girlfriend need to be engulfed in pillows?
She needs one between her legs, one to hold, one under her head and one covering her face to protect her ears from my snoring. I guess I should be thankful that it's not over my face. I'm damn lucky to have one pillow while I'm in bed.
Don't even get me started on the pillows.
How many pillows do you use when you sleep? I heard the average man needs two while the average woman needs four.