Look, we all have our vices and our quirks. Some of us enjoy a nice adult beverage from time to time. Others might have a nicotine habit of some variety. Hell, some people are compulsive cleaners. Seriously. They clean their car, their apartments, or their cubicle or whatever because it helps relieve them of their anxiety and bring them some sense of peace or zen or something. I don't have that particular problem.

But not many--to my knowledge--are of the "spraying fresh linen-scented air freshener into your mouth like its Reddi-Whip" camp. That's why this story is so wild and interesting! Check this out, and try to figure out what the hell.


I can't help but be reminded of the infamous episode of Intervention starring Allison, the poor young lady addicted to huffing air duster. No, for real. The stuff you spray on your keyboard to get the Cheetos crumbs out.

But hey, if you want to see what the fuss is about, go ahead and get yourself some fresh linen air freshener here.