Snake Enters Ulster County Home
It was no ordinary Sunday for my family and me, as we had an unexpected visitor.
Well, one of my worst fears came true, and it was almost as bad as I had imagined it would be. Sunday was going along just fine, I was at the radio station taking care of some things in the morning, and was about to head home.
While I was on my way home, I notice I had two missed calls from my wife. I quickly pulled over thinking something was wrong and called her back.
What came through on the other end of the phone was a lot of words that didn't make sense, as my wife was freaking out. A few words that did make sense were "There's a snake in the house!"
Since my wife had barricaded herself in the bedroom, I continued on my way home to deal with something that, honestly, is the worst thing ever.
So, I get home and start opening cabinets in our kitchen looking for a snake, and oh boy, did I find it. It was under my kitchen sink and it quickly made its way out and went back down where it came from.
I immediately ran to the store and picked up steel wool and spray foam insulator and went to town on any access point I could find in my house and pest control is on the way.
To the snake, I know that you wandered into a random place, and found a screaming woman, and for that I say, "Welcome to my world."
For future reference, stay the hell out of my house.