Where Do You Sneak Away to Pass Gas at Work?
Do you have a designated spot? Don't act like you're above it. Sure, it seems a little juvenile and maybe a tad gross but it's a legitimate question. Where can you go to let one rip without anyone in your office knowing?
There are days when your stomach is having a battle between good and evil. Unfortunately, there are some days when evil prevails. All of that turning and bubbling usually means there are problems. We're all adults here so I'm just going to say it. We get gassy. Even if you're lucky enough to have your own office you can't just hot box the room in case someone else needs to come in for some reason. Nobody likes to run to the bathroom every fifteen minutes because people notice and it's embarrassing.
Where do you go?
Some people claim that they either run outside to where the smokers go. Others say they go to a remote part of the office building or an empty hallway.
I just want you to be aware that in a large office someone is probably holding one in just waiting for the perfect place to let one go.