Is This Minions Toy Swearing? [VIDEO]

An outraged parent claims that this toy from a McDonald's Happy Meal is teaching his child profanity.

Now... the isolated audio.

I mean, I can hear how someone who is already familiar with the phrase would perceive it that way, but does anyone really believe that there's enough clarity in the noises that a child would not only make out "what the F," process it, and then add it to his or her vocabulary?

That being said, I wouldn't necessarily put it past someone making a toy like that to sneak something in. Not because anyone who makes toys is some kind of a deviant, but let's be honest: no matter what your job is, sometimes you have to find ways to amuse yourself and sneak in some inside jokes when you can. If this is the case, I salute you, good sir.

And if it does teach first graders the F word... well, I guess they'll just be approximately one grade ahead of their classmates.