In a saga that could only be on a courtroom television show, a man is convinced his girlfriend did, indeed, sleep with every member of Wu-Tang.

If only she'd listened to Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers), she would know--to censor/paraphrase the group themselves--Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to F with.

Not sure what else there is to say except: you best protect ya neck, kid.

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