There's nothing better than early 90s infomercials. When unabashed cheesiness meets misguided confidence in a subpar product, magic happens.

Throw in some soon-to-be stars as teenagers and things get even better.

So if you've ever wanted to be a model, here's what you need to do. Or at least what you needed to do in like 1991.

I'd like to thank whomever found these videos, and I'd like to thank the agent dude in the video for having such an awful, obvious hairpiece. The faces. The hair. The tips for what sounds to make when you want to look a certain way. The nutty mustachioed guy with the crazy red hair. This is utterly insane and it's like a real-life Tim and Eric sketch. It out-Tim and Erics Tim and Eric.