New York Towns Could Get Free Porn Because of Their Dirty Names

Sometimes the stuff you find for free isn't always the best. It's good to treat yourself once and a while. Thankfully, if you live in these towns you may be able to get a free premium subscription to Pornhub.

According to Uproxx, Pornhub is giving subscribers a free membership as long as they live in a town or city with a dirty name. Pornhub is actually accepting submissions for names so even if you don't watch videos that are adult in nature but you know of a town that could be on the list be sure to throw your hat in the ring.

We may be able to get Pine Bush some free porn but no promises. I think Kyrias Joel is kind of stretch but it depends on what she's so Kyrias about.

We've got a few town names in upstate New York that should be nominated. Ballston Spa, a town just between Saratoga and Albany made the list of eligible towns already. Coxsackie, needs a free membership for life if you ask me.

Some other names that you could submit include Baiting Hollow, Rodman, Sugarbush and of course, Climax,

Are there anymore dirty sounding town names in New York?

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