Brandi’s Future Husband Can’t Keep It In His Pants
This week my future husband is:
• A fan of late night walks with his dog
• Not a fan of high end furniture
• Not bashful or modest
In fact there are a few people in Scottsdale Arizona that would like to talk with him too.
My future husband was out for a walk the other night, a late night walk about midnight with his dog, when all of the sudden, he had to relieve himself.
So doing what most guys might at that time of night, he stepped to the side… looked around, and when he didn’t see anyone he relieved himself. It just happened to be into a mail slot of a fancy upscale furniture store.
Of course the police want to talk with him because he allegedly soaked a rug and pieces of mail inside the store with his urine. Investigators said the case is being investigated as public urination. A spokesman with the U.S. Postal Inspection Service said the man's actions do not appear to be felony destruction of mail and are unlikely to be investigated by the agency.
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