Brandi’s Future Husband Rubs Produce, With Butt
This edition of Brandi's Future Husband is also a case in point as to why you should always wash your produce before you eat it.
There is a man who, for some unknown reason, felt that he had to get to know the produce in his local grocery store in a more intimate way. This is where the germ-a-phobes might want to stop ready.
This guy was walking through the produce section at the supermarket, going up to each batch of produce, then he would drop his pants, rub the fruit on his butt, put the food back and then proceed to the next section and doing it all over again. The cops were able to get him to stop doing this, albeit forcibly. The grocery store removed all of the produce from the sections that he visited, destroying it so that no one would get sick from it.