Brandi’s Future Husband Seeks Emotional Support Beer
This weeks edition of Brandi's Future Husband takes us to Brooklyn, where her potential future husband named Floyd, has found a way to make his morning bus commute easier on his soul. He has applied with the USA Service Dog Registration to register a pint of beer as his emotional support animal.
Floyd would like to use that registration to be able to use his support beer while he is on the bus, or any other public transit.
The only way that he can do that is is by having the certification. That piece of paper, he says would make all the trips he makes via bus from Upstate to Brooklyn just go a lot smoother if he were able to take a few beers along for the ride to support him.
What do you think? Is this the guy for Brandi? Will he drive her crazy always trying to return the bottle to the recycling center for the 5 cent deposit or is he the exact person who realizes that she knows that something simply as holding a beer might help things go smoother?